some people just have no humor :P
Still don't get peoples issues with VLC.
It has serious issues with MKV files. There are many a fansub that just flat out don't work with it. I used to use it all the time, but then I started seeing these issues first hand. It doesn't track very well if you fast forward or reverse. A lot of the time if you do either of those, it scrambles the picture to a point you have to restart the file to get it to work right. I have never had these issues with MPC.
*Edit: Enough